It sounds  good, but I'm not the one who wrote this, just ask this guy . Please read it while I'm working on my (comic) strip. I'll be back at evening.
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When I take a long time to finish,

I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time,

He is thorough




When I don't do it,

I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it,

He is busy,



When I do something without being told,

I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same,

He takes the initiative,



When I please my boss,

I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss,

He is cooperating,



When I make a mistake,

I'm an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake,

He's only human.



When I am out of the office,

I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office,

He's on business.



When I am on a day off sick,

I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,

He must be very ill.



When I apply for leave,

I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave,

It's because he's overworked



When I do well,

My boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,

He never forgets